This submission is from a Whole Foods Bathroom. Allow me to transcribe:

You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong, then you lack empathy, not religion. 

This submission is from a Whole Foods Bathroom. Allow me to transcribe:

You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong, then you lack empathy, not religion. 

Submitted by Liz G: “So many gems, I don’t know which one to highlight…”
I’m going to go with “God is fat kid with an ant farm.”
From Cole’s bar in Logan Square, Chicago.

Submitted by Liz G: “So many gems, I don’t know which one to highlight…”

I’m going to go with “God is fat kid with an ant farm.”

From Cole’s bar in Logan Square, Chicago.

…no you don’t. 
Another from my pal Hilldawg, I’m assuming from SF somewhere. 

…no you don’t. 

Another from my pal Hilldawg, I’m assuming from SF somewhere. 

You tell it, girls room graffiti! 
Submitted by Tamara H: 
"Found in a skeazy concert venue in Vancouver, bc, Canada."

You tell it, girls room graffiti! 

Submitted by Tamara H: 

"Found in a skeazy concert venue in Vancouver, bc, Canada."

Girls Room Graff embroidery!!! Original here. This is dope. 

tiffanylikethelamp:

Finished the skull last night and the paper one today (x).

Submitted by Caitlyn P, from The 3 Needs bar in Burlington, VT. 
I don’t have a funny comment for this one because my mind is still being blown by the truthiness. 

Submitted by Caitlyn P, from The 3 Needs bar in Burlington, VT.

I don’t have a funny comment for this one because my mind is still being blown by the truthiness. 

Hey I’m back! And ready to fix some shiz. 
This was submitted by Tiffany, taken in a Walmart bathroom stall. Interesting juxtaposition, right?

Hey I’m back! And ready to fix some shiz. 

This was submitted by Tiffany, taken in a Walmart bathroom stall. Interesting juxtaposition, right?

Spotted by Laura at the Cherry Brook Kitchen is Austin. Maybe the best advice on here. 

Spotted by Laura at the Cherry Brook Kitchen is Austin. Maybe the best advice on here. 

Is it though? Because bummer. 
Sharlene’s, Brooklyn.

Is it though? Because bummer. 

Sharlene’s, Brooklyn.

Don’t believe him, ladies!

Don’t believe him, ladies!